Welcome to Slash In The Attic. As may be obvious upon reading our ‘reviews’, we are not professional critics, nor do we want to be. We just enjoy watching horror movies, and we watch an awful lot of them.
There have been some great horror movies recently, but there have been a heck of a lot more awful ones. We tend to write more about those, and writing about had bad films are is way more fun anyway. Granted, our reviews usually consist of us saying that the films are boring, but that’s because they usually are. Deal with it.
We feel like we’re doing you a favour. We watch shit horror films so that you don’t have to. If you see a film listed on this site, then it’s probably because they’re awful and you shouldn’t bother them. That isn’t always the case however, sometimes we feel like being nice, so it’s worth reading the reviews just in case we feel like trying to pretend that we know what we’re talking about and you can laugh at our attempts at being serious critiques.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy the blog. Goodbye.